Abject apologies I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died…(The day before yesterday) You would not believe the fairy dust I have to clean up. But I’m sorry you’ll just have to take my word for it..
I am hopped up on caffeine, with an obsession with saving money, selling my soul to Google, just generally being a biatch to various lawyers I met recently, and my day drinking from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster until I run out of alcohol. I am putting money aside so I can run away. I wish you could go with me.
I declare solemnly I will get online again after this next Lolla set. You have my word! I really, truly promise!.