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Vanities, incongruities, cruelties…

The Jack & Suzy Show

Interviewer: How tall are you?
JACK: Five seven.
SUZY: I’m five four.

Interviewer: I read a study that CEOs are usually tall.
SUZY: Jack actually thinks he’s very tall.
JACK: I never noticed that I wasn’t a reasonable height.

Interviewer: You guys are in perhaps the most expensive relationship ever.
JACK: Yeah. Do you know why divorce is expensive?

JACK: ’Cause it’s worth it.
SUZY: Oooh, snap.

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