Vanities, incongruities, cruelties…
Interviewer: How tall are you?
JACK: Five seven.
SUZY: I’m five four.
Interviewer: I read a study that CEOs are usually tall.
SUZY: Jack actually thinks he’s very tall.
JACK: I never noticed that I wasn’t a reasonable height.
Interviewer: You guys are in perhaps the most expensive relationship ever.
JACK: Yeah. Do you know why divorce is expensive?
JACK: ’Cause it’s worth it.
SUZY: Oooh, snap.